This installment of Alphabet Soup is inspired by the Daily Post Weekly Writing Challenge: Backward. You can check it out here: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2013/09/09/writing-challenge-backward/.
Please be aware there’s a lot of cussing in this story. If that’s not your thing this is not the story for you.
S is for Sardonic (aka the Nudist Rock Band Story)
Sardonic as defined by Merriam Webster: disdainfully or skeptically humorous : derisively mocking
So there she was by the Damen Blue Line stop, standing under her Louis Vuitton umbrella, in the rain, waiting for a cab. Melrose decided to join her cokehead brother’s nudist rock band. He said she had great tits. A cab went by without stopping and splashed her Jimmy Choo’s. Ruination. It was the end of a not good day.